apocalypse.ews // discord
condition normal: silent █

tracked-aircraft anomalies / rolling 24h / every level transition announced

Apocalypse EWS / Discord bot

Mirror of the upstream EWS. Most days the level stays at 1.

Install to server Alerts in your server channels Install for yourself Personal alerts in DMs
  1. Install the bot to a server you administer, or to your own Discord account.
  2. In a server channel: run /subscribe, or @-mention the bot with subscribe.
  3. In a DM with the bot: just send subscribe. No mention needed.

The server invite requests View Channels and Send Messages, not Administrator. No privileged Message Content access is requested. Slash commands, DMs, and direct @mentions still work.

Client id not set. Edit docs/index.html and replace YOUR_DISCORD_CLIENT_ID.

// in use

Discord screenshot: a user @-mentions Apocalypse EWS with no command and the bot replies 'COMMAND NOT RECOGNIZED. Valid: subscribe, unsubscribe, status, help.' The user then mentions it again with the word subscribe and the bot replies 'SUBSCRIBED. This channel receives level 5 alerts. /unsubscribe to stand down.'

Earlier screenshot. @mention commands still work; subscriptions now include every emergency-level change, not only level 5 incidents.

// help

/subscribe [channel]
designate alert recipient (this channel, or you)
/unsubscribe
stand down
/status
subscription state + last incident
/help
refresher

@-mention the bot with the same word — same effect. In a DM, just send the word.

// more

The upstream tracks unusual private-jet activity over a rolling 24-hour window and assigns an emergency level from 1 to 5. This bot polls the upstream every 30 minutes and announces every transition — both rising and falling. Most days the level stays at 1 and you hear nothing.

// alert ladder

2 ↑   Notice. Emergency level 2.
3 ↑   ELEVATED. Emergency level 3.
4 ↑   WARNING. Emergency level 4.
5 ↑   ATTENTION. EMERGENCY LEVEL 5.
↓     Stand-down. Emergency level returned to N.

Each transition message also carries the upstream's text label, the z-score, and an asOf timestamp. On a real level-5 event you'll additionally receive the full incident payload (title, link, pubDate) from the upstream RSS feed.

// level-5 incident payload

ATTENTION. EMERGENCY LEVEL 5.
{title}
{pubDate}
{link}

Source feed: rss.xml · Telegram channel: @apocalypse_ews.

Commands, DMs, and direct @mentions are logged for operation and troubleshooting. Unsubscribing stops notifications; it does not erase past records.